You and me both

And the prospects aren’t good for me in finding one of those… I am so not a catch.

More likely, it will be singles awareness day for me, a holiday marked by wearing solid black, and trying my darnedest to avoid all of the lovey dovey happy people. I do not begrudge them their happiness, mind you, and I hope they enjoy their day. But that day makes me lonely. At least this year it comes the day after the feast of Pitchers and Catchers, one of my favorite holidays of the year!